Cute & Hilarious Pick up Lines

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Some Popular & Best Used Cute Pick up lines to impress your love

  • You’re too hot. You should chill with me.
  • I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
  • Even If there wasn’t gravity on earth, I would still fall for you.
  • and much more…
I like bricks, you like sand. Why don’t we build a relationship?

Is your name summer? Because you are HOT!

Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, Baby, You are Precious.!

Good thing I brought my library card, Cause I’m checkin’ you out!

I’m a professional camp counselor. I have a whole lot ignoring experience with kids and know what to do in any situation. Wouldn’t you want to sleep with me instead of some rich snob?

Can you come and sleep with me tonight? I don’t know how to cook anything and would love it if you came and made me breakfast in bed.

We need to take you to a top health research facility immediately. I think we can cure all of the cancer in the world if they can figure out why you’re so good looking.

They say the ugliest animals are hippos and elephants because they’re big and fat. Well I think they look fine and so do you.

What’s the difference between you, a puppy dog, and a small newborn kitten? They may be cute but girl you are cuter then both of them.

Can you come with me to the roller rink? I need someone to hold my hand while I practice balancing myself and you girl are the only one I want to hold hands with.

Have you ever heard of the video game the sims? There’s a mini dancing game inside of it and I have a strong hunch that they got those booming moves from you.

Hey there, do you know where I can find the nearest puppy store? I want to buy you one and take you out with me because you are just so magnetic.

This Christmas reminds me of you. Everyone is more happy and helping each other out, the kids are happy, and there’s an angel at the top of it all and it’s you.

The water cooler broke when we were on our way to the beach today. It’s okay though, because none of those drinks would have worked anyways with someone as hot as you around them.

If we were in a magical land like Star Wars it would be so cool. We could have light saber fights, cool robots and flying motorcycles, and a ton of new romantic things to do together.

Excuse me but do you have any diapers on you? I have a feeling that we’re going to need them after I’m done with you tonight.

Let’s play a quick game. You have three chances to guess my name and if you’re wrong we have to go on a date together.

I know we just met each other but I bought us tickets to go sky diving together. I want to hold my arms around something beautiful while I fall and might need a mommy because I might pee in my pants.

I was on the way to the store to buy you a lot of flowers but they were out of them so I picked you one from outside instead.

I was on the way to the store to buy you a lot of flowers but they were out of them so I picked you one from outside instead.

You must be a broom, cuz you just swept me off my feet.!

What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it’not coming off!

I’ve taken note of you.!

Is your name wifi? Cuz im feeling a connection :)

If you were a TRIANGLE you’d be acute one.