Corny Pick up Lines

Trying to flirt someone? Learn these Corny pick up lines to attract them towards you and hit them hard with these lines from our website. You’ll never lose the opportunity again, if you’re backed up with these funny corny pick-up lines. Try some dirty chat up lines and also here are some more for you:

corny pick up lines

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I wish I had a parachute, because I’m falling bad for you!

Do you mind if i stand here until it clears up where i just farted.!?

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

You like dragons? Because I’ll be dragon these nuts across your face in a minute.

If you haven’t switched from apple yet, you can come over and I can make your crotch Microsoft.

If we were in Star Wars and we were Jedi’S, I’d like you ride my light saber.

You wanna head back to my place? I have this super awesome sink. You should see.

If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.!

Wanna know my favorite beverage? Mount and Do (Mountain Dew)

Do you know what would looks good on you? ME!

Is your father a butcher? Coz you’re a fine peice of meat.

My love for you is like Diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

Are you a Orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

Did you fart? Because you blew me away!

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up.!

If you were a Transformer you’d be OPTIMUS FINE (HOT DAMN)

Are you a interior decorator? Because when i saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Do you know Karate? Because your Body’s Kickin’ me!

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.

Do you live in a corn field? Cause I’m stalking you.

Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.

Are you an weeping angel? Cause I can’t take my eyes off you.!

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.