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(Approach a group of women) I’m gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who’s first?
(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
(Excuse me?) It’s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you.
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
(Leaning over to whisper) I think about you when I masturbate.
(Look down at the crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself.
(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?
(She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
(Stare at her until she says “What!?!”) It isn’t just gonna suck itself.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what’s your name?
(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.
[Excuse me, do you have the time?] “Yes, do you have the energy?”
[Give the person a bottle of wine or tequila] Drink this, and then call me when you’re ready.
[Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, “What are you doing?” You respond: “Yep! Made in heaven!”
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said u look really fat in those pants!
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say] “Now that I’ve broken the ice, will you sleep with me?”
[Walk into her chest] “If they weren’t sooo large, it wouldn’t have happened!”
[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Are my undies showing? [“No.”] “Would you like them to?”