Think your profile has a mistake. It says you are 37, but you don’t took a day over 20.

Can I buy you a drink? …[REPLY:] Actually, I’d rather have the money.

Are you a interior decorator? Because when i saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican & ME are crazy.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

Can you touch me so I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel?

Are you a campfire? Cuz you’re hot and I want some more.

Aahhin pa ang DAMO Kung sayo pa lang may tama na ko.. <3 <3 <3