Funny Pick up Lines

Find out the best funny pick up lines for girls / guys, some are dirty, cheesy, cute good & corny to use on girls. These are really super clean pickup line to say to guys. Check below for more…

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Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

Do you have a name or Can I call you mine?

Let’s play a game… Winner dates loser.

Here you go ~ HOT TEA ‘Cause that’s what you are A HOTTIE <3

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!

If stars would fall every time, I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.

If you could put a price tag on beauty you’d be worth more than Fort Knox.

You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

You’re so hot, I bet you could light a candle at 10 paces.

How is your fever? *[What fever?] Oh.. You just look hot to me.

If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.

Come live in my heart and pay no rent.

Baby, You’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

Stop, drop and roll. Baby, You are on fire.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Babe! you look so fine I could drink your bath water.!

You look like my third wife. …[REPLY:] How many time have you been married? ME: Twice.

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

Excuse me, but you dropped something back there …[REPLY:] What? …ME:”This conversation, lets pick it up later tonight”.

Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “Happily”.

Hello how are you? …[REPLY:] Fine. ME: Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!

Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?