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Do your legs hurt from running through my mind all day?

Hey, Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Boy: Marunong ka bang magbilang? Girl: Oo naman, bakit? Boy: Sige nga, ano ang susunod sa “I Love You One”?

Hey Girl, Are you a Pulmonary Embolisim? ‘Cause you’re making me breathless.

You like sleeping? Hey, me too! We should do it together!

I want you so bad we should get matching tatooines.

Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Want to go somewhere for a spell?

So last night I was reading in the book of numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.

My Diglett’s attracted to your Sweet Scent.

Roses are red, Violets are wine. You will be six, & I will be nine…

I can see forever in your eyes. Reply: But all i can see is never is yours.

Are you a Orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

If I had a drink, for every awful pick-up line that came from your mouth, I’d be drunker, and you’d look better.

There’s side view, rear view, and What else? I loview.

Does your father play the trumpet? Cause you got me horny <3

If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple.

Ang LOVE ko sayo tulad ng ANINO. …Reply: anino? bakit? may maitim kang binabalak? waaahhhh….

Hi, I’m an astronaut, & my next mission is to explore Uranus. (U-r-anus).!!

Well, you can get that feeling again and you don’t have to worry about a thing, because I have done all the LEGWORK for you already, my dear.!

I could spend a millennium in your falcon.

Come with me, the mistletoe is that way.

I need you like the cookie monster needs cookies.!

Hey girl, I’ve been praying for a godly woman like you to come my way for a long time… Ever since I went to my 8th grade purity retreats.

If I were a clefairy, I’d Double-Slap that ass.